Woman’s Coca-Cola ‘habit’ cited in death

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony.
I'd like to buy the world a Coke,
And keep it company


...That's the real thing
 
Quote from CokeNotPepsi:

I guess I better ask to change my alias

No, your username is spot on!

More than 90% of Pepsi drinkers lose! They just lose!
 
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge

LOL




...I bet all the guys were checking out her can
 
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