Wolf of Wall St. style party

I don't get it. What's this thing between the financial industry and the midget tossing?
Excuse you. They're not midgets. They're little people. And they don't like being tossed. Gently thrown in the air is the style.
 
I knew I had seen a gun-toten midget somewhere in my past. Had to go deep into the cobwebs. It was "Happy Gilmore".



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Omg. Did you look at the photos? 20 million for this shitty looking mansion? It looks more like it's right before breaking apart. Even social welfare housing in Germany looks better than this crap home. And take a look at those attendees. Looks more like a community college spring break party. I am sure that PM got fired for associating with hooligans and pimps. If that is the standard of hedge fund employees partying around New York today I am glad I moved jobs from NY to Tokyo and now HK years ago.

It's all about location. If you put a cardboard box on a plot if land out there it would go for 15 million. It's all land value. Here is a similar home in the area.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/11513812?s=UUv68pAP

The home is actually decent. It's a typical Colonial style Hamptons home. I'm sure the inside was spotless and very classic and vintage Hamptons. But yeah, real estate in the Hamptons is stupidly priced because the elite will pay ANYTHING for status. And there is no greater status symbol in NY.
 
Guys, he is getting sued for violation of contract, lying about every aspect of the event, damage to the home, stolen valuable art and oh yeah, he skipped out on the 27k bill. If it were me, I wouldn't be sending a lawyer after him, I would be sending a hitman.
 
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