With Three Simple Answers, Mueller Can Speak Volumes

Hurry! Someone reboot him. He is stuck in an infinite loop.

Code: 
import screaming_dumb_ass *
import i_don't_know_nothin as idkn

print("I won't speak to that.")

newline = ord('\n')
n = "I'm not"
random_saying = idkn.random.nothing()
while a > 0:
    a -= 1
    print(f"{n}{random_saying}{newline}")


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But, you keep getting so close!

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Frederick Foresight said:
Mueller is trying not to color outside the lines. You, on the other hand, can't seem to read between them, and are bending over backwards defending a cheat and a fraud. I hope it's worth it.
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What I'm defending is our system of justice, innocent until "proven" guilty. Exoneration is not the standard and every intellectually honest person knows this.
 
Buy1Sell2 said:
I believe you mean December 2024.
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Statute of limitations kicks in at five years for obstruction. Of which three have already passed. Doesnt matter anyway. The tards definitely wont want him prosecuted when he starts in on discovery and calling witnesses from Camp Clinton and Obama's FBI. That will not be a road they will want to go down, which is to say GO FOR IT, MOTHERFUCKS. You can't get a conviction on him anyway.

Not a good day for the tards. Failed to get an impeachment vote last week, failed to generate any new material this week. WOMP... womp....womp

I sure hope that now that the hearings are over that Bob will have time to read the report that he either he did not write or cannot remember or both. Maybe the tards can develop some Cliff notes for him or a power point presentations. Yeh, something is needed.
 
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CaptainObvious said:
What I'm defending is our system of justice, innocent until "proven" guilty. Exoneration is not the standard and every intellectually honest person knows this.
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Yeah, but didn’t you repeatedly claim in the past that the Clintons were guilty of something or other? What happened to the system you were defending there?
 
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone C... Politics
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
July 24th, 2019
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday.

After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid.

"I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack."

Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. "I really have to take this," he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Yeah, go for Bob."

Mueller proceeded to have what appeared to be a five-minute conversation on the fruit as bewildered congresspeople looked on. "Well, tell them I don't want to be there this Friday. Matlock's on, you know that. You know I don't go out when Matlock is on." He shrugged apologetically at those in the room, mouthing "sorry."

"Look, if the consulate has a problem with that, tell them they can call me themselves," he concluded, slamming the banana back down on the table.

At publishing time, Mueller was seen giving clear, concise, lucid testimony to a soap dispenser in the restroom.




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https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-st...-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana
 
Just insane........and to think just 2.5 years ago or so he was maneuvering around trying to get Trump to appoint him as FBI Director again. So we would have gone from Comey to Banana Bob. GREAT!! Not.

Biden is going to experience the same fate, just as Hillary did. Give it a rest man after your ship has sailed and seal off your record rather than choosing to be put on an ice flow and and have everyone watch it progress to the sea. If these guys want to still be working after they have died then they should have tried to get appointed to the Supreme Court where you can get away with that.
 
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WeToddDid2 said:
This screwed the dems hard.

Muller stated, "Now before we go to questions, I want to add one correction to my testimony this morning," Mueller said. "I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu, who said, 'You didn’t charge the president because of the OLC opinion.' That is not the correct way to say it. As we say in the report, and as I said in the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime."
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"we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime."

How stupid can this be? After 2 years 500 interviews and 30 million dollars.
 
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