Half of this world (and the seemingly "advanced" one) is so retarded that they don't even know to wipe their ass properly. Like there's a saying "he's so retarded he wipes his ass backwards", this level of retarded.
Literally. Wiping your ass is like:
1) Dipping your hands in Nutella.
2) Using dry tissue to try wipe the crap out of your hands.
I encourage you to try it. It's of course better sticking the resulting brown mess on some underpants than directly on the trousers.
Unfortunately this doesn't help me when I go to some pool and realize that for 99.9% of the population there, it's the first time they actually wash their butt BEFORE TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER.
So how's this for an Elite Trader project? Teaching The World to wash their a**ss after pooping? It's like teaching monkeys not to hang on a branch but rather walk up straight.
Think it could be achieved within a generation?
Literally. Wiping your ass is like:
1) Dipping your hands in Nutella.
2) Using dry tissue to try wipe the crap out of your hands.
I encourage you to try it. It's of course better sticking the resulting brown mess on some underpants than directly on the trousers.
Unfortunately this doesn't help me when I go to some pool and realize that for 99.9% of the population there, it's the first time they actually wash their butt BEFORE TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER.
So how's this for an Elite Trader project? Teaching The World to wash their a**ss after pooping? It's like teaching monkeys not to hang on a branch but rather walk up straight.
Think it could be achieved within a generation?
