Trump promised us we would get tired of winning so much, but it feels pretty damn good this morning. Where do the chips land?
Winners:
Mike Pence...many in establishment and Conservatism, Inc thought he had signed career suicide note when he accepted VP slot. Who's laughing now?
Kelly Ann Conway...great replacement for Megyn Kelly
Breitbart and Steve Bannon...Breitbart hopped on the Trump bandwagon early and got a choice seat. Bannon was the campaign CEO in the latter stages, despite media fury, he let Trump be Trump. Along with VDare they now sit atop the alt-right movement.
Pharma and biotech...forget you Hillary.
Rush, Sean Hannity and Mike Savage...the big three of talk all showed why they are who they are by spotting the Trump trend early and either hopping on or going with the flow.
Bill Belichick, Tom Brady...took guts to back Trump in dark blue Mass, much easier to take the safe road, well done guys.
Sen. Jeff Sessions...or is that Secretary of State Jeff Sessions? I love you man.
Gov. Chris Christie...or is that Attorney General Chris Christie? Bogus bridge scandal may derail confirmation though. How about a deal? Confirm him and no jail for Hillary?
Dr. Ben Carson, Gov. Mike Huckabee...got behind Trump early, provided crucial cred with Evangelicals.
Bobby Knight, Mike Dikta and Mike Tyson...Trump's brother from another mother and two Iron Mikes. Out with Pajama Boi and in with real fucking men.
Vlad Putin...Someone tell me why it is in our interests to have a poisonous relationship with a country that has as many nukes as we do and the means to deliver them? And what exactly are the huge differences that warrant a hostile rather than cooperative relationship? Make Bobby Knight Ambassador to Russia.
Gun owners and First Amendment defenders...Trump has our back.
Losers:
This list could get a bit long so I only going to hit the high, or low, spots.
Media...Other than the 1964 Goldwater debacle, I cannot recall the media being so united against a candidate. Back then they at least pretended to be unbiased. Now they take pride in their open advocacy in what is ostensibly news reporting. No one could miss it and election results were a giant middle finger to them.
Republican establishment...Virtually everything they assured us was necessary to win was shown to be bullshit. Fears of Trump sinking other candidates turned into Trump dragging several of them over the finish line.
RATS and #NeverTrumpers...George Will, Bill Kristol, Lindsey Graham et al...get lost.
Foreign Policy Establishment...you took pride in saying you could not work with Trump.. OK, suits us. Don't bother to send in the resume.
Global Warming Religionists...King Coal is back baby and has some unfinished business.
NATO "allies"...get your checkbooks out.
China...free ride is over. We win now.
Mexico...I see a wall in your future. You caused the problem, so you get to pay for it.
Canada...but only if our dirtbag celebrities carry through on their promises to move there.
Winners:
Mike Pence...many in establishment and Conservatism, Inc thought he had signed career suicide note when he accepted VP slot. Who's laughing now?
Kelly Ann Conway...great replacement for Megyn Kelly
Breitbart and Steve Bannon...Breitbart hopped on the Trump bandwagon early and got a choice seat. Bannon was the campaign CEO in the latter stages, despite media fury, he let Trump be Trump. Along with VDare they now sit atop the alt-right movement.
Pharma and biotech...forget you Hillary.
Rush, Sean Hannity and Mike Savage...the big three of talk all showed why they are who they are by spotting the Trump trend early and either hopping on or going with the flow.
Bill Belichick, Tom Brady...took guts to back Trump in dark blue Mass, much easier to take the safe road, well done guys.
Sen. Jeff Sessions...or is that Secretary of State Jeff Sessions? I love you man.
Gov. Chris Christie...or is that Attorney General Chris Christie? Bogus bridge scandal may derail confirmation though. How about a deal? Confirm him and no jail for Hillary?
Dr. Ben Carson, Gov. Mike Huckabee...got behind Trump early, provided crucial cred with Evangelicals.
Bobby Knight, Mike Dikta and Mike Tyson...Trump's brother from another mother and two Iron Mikes. Out with Pajama Boi and in with real fucking men.
Vlad Putin...Someone tell me why it is in our interests to have a poisonous relationship with a country that has as many nukes as we do and the means to deliver them? And what exactly are the huge differences that warrant a hostile rather than cooperative relationship? Make Bobby Knight Ambassador to Russia.
Gun owners and First Amendment defenders...Trump has our back.
Losers:
This list could get a bit long so I only going to hit the high, or low, spots.
Media...Other than the 1964 Goldwater debacle, I cannot recall the media being so united against a candidate. Back then they at least pretended to be unbiased. Now they take pride in their open advocacy in what is ostensibly news reporting. No one could miss it and election results were a giant middle finger to them.
Republican establishment...Virtually everything they assured us was necessary to win was shown to be bullshit. Fears of Trump sinking other candidates turned into Trump dragging several of them over the finish line.
RATS and #NeverTrumpers...George Will, Bill Kristol, Lindsey Graham et al...get lost.
Foreign Policy Establishment...you took pride in saying you could not work with Trump.. OK, suits us. Don't bother to send in the resume.
Global Warming Religionists...King Coal is back baby and has some unfinished business.
NATO "allies"...get your checkbooks out.
China...free ride is over. We win now.
Mexico...I see a wall in your future. You caused the problem, so you get to pay for it.
Canada...but only if our dirtbag celebrities carry through on their promises to move there.
