Will you buy timmay's hedge fund book?
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Go to show support for Timmay:
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/08/who_is_tim_sykes.php
More Promotional Comments from other site:
"Thankfully Timmy couldn't get laid here,
so he ended up leaving school after a brief period.
I would hate to say I graduated from the same university as him."
Posted by: Tufts Alumni Association | August 13, 2007 04:21 PM
"I can't believe I was duped into believing this kid and his "audited return" from 1999-2000.
I made a paltry 1.5% on my money over the last 4 years...and this year I'm down - 8%.
I pulled my money out because Timmy is a snake oil huckster.
Tim even had the balls to try to sell me a book!!!
Who wants to read a book about how to underperform a savings account??"
Posted by: Timmy Sykes Ex-Investor | August 13, 2007 03:14 PM
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/08/who_is_tim_sykes.php
More Promotional Comments from other site:
"Thankfully Timmy couldn't get laid here,
so he ended up leaving school after a brief period.
I would hate to say I graduated from the same university as him."
Posted by: Tufts Alumni Association | August 13, 2007 04:21 PM
"I can't believe I was duped into believing this kid and his "audited return" from 1999-2000.
I made a paltry 1.5% on my money over the last 4 years...and this year I'm down - 8%.
I pulled my money out because Timmy is a snake oil huckster.
Tim even had the balls to try to sell me a book!!!
Who wants to read a book about how to underperform a savings account??"
Posted by: Timmy Sykes Ex-Investor | August 13, 2007 03:14 PM
This is the funniest shit ever...
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/08/who_is_tim_sykes.php
"Timmy took my money and lost it.
Now I have to make cheeseburgers at Wendy's with my friend Stock_Trad3r
Posted by: Tim ruined me | August 13, 2007 03:36 PM"
"Some day I want to be a trader just like Timmy.
His 3 year return of -2.54% is something I can only dream of.
I've blown 4 trading accounts (and 3 teenage boys) just in the last 6 months.
Even worse, I just got fired from McDonalds for being a smelly disgusting slob. Now I just sit at home in my parents basement and troll the internet.
Posted by: Stock777 | August 13, 2007 10:32 PM"
"The book sucks...I am embarrassed to call him my son.
Posted by: Tim's mother | August 13, 2007 02:57 PM"
"Tim's book sucked.
Posted by: Wiley Publishing | August 13, 2007 03:40 PM"
"Ohhh, the pain!!!
I've been getting pounded by the market for the last 5 years.
Someone, please make it stop.
Posted by: Tim Sykes ass | August 13, 2007 10:55 PM"
Def. some funny stuff, you guys should meet up and all write a book--I'll publish it!
Imagine that. All those pissed investors posting the same day. Hmmm....
Thank you for posting this--now everybody can see that even with all my mistakes, I'm still doing better than the other funds in my category.
Regardless of your Fund "category", the big question is will your poor performance encourage new investors into the Fund, assuming that you wish to keep hedge fund open.
Underperforming T-bills at much higher risk over the past four years is not going to inspire new investors (again assuming you want to continue as a "Fund Manager").