Your heart is in the right place..Im think I may be getting trolled

Don't be too hard on @clell888. Guy's heart is in the right place. Just need some help from you pros.
I remembered back in 2013, I thought there was a "can't lose" way writing options: I sell calls, and if called, I turn around and sell puts, and if put the stocks, I turn around and sell calls again..... I gave it a try.![]()