Quote from aphexcoil:
Aphie's Entrance Essay:
Yo college admissions officer. I be wanting to take some of your classes at your Ivy League School. I can count, add, subtract, and subdivide. I be speaking well and like to take notes in class.
Let me into your big brick brain palace so that i may be smarter tomorrow than i be yesterday.
Thank you for looking at this essay -- i know you guys read a lot so I've left out the other 400 words. Peace out.
You should add: "I'll need a $500G job to pay off my education costs. As a Ivy League School Graduate I won't be much wiser, but also much dumber than other graduates, so I'm sure I'll get a job.
Look, last week I made $135 trading eminis, so I'm smarter than some top CEOs. I want 2 B your School student sooo much! Please let me in. Full respect, man... Aphie AphexcoilQuote from omcate:
His former boss is now earning a salary of $500,000 plus bonus. There is rumor that he still fails to make a single penny of profit from trading !!
Corso, I guess their connections plus documented knowledge help them to get a fund manager job. I don't think that at Ivy League Schools you can learn some valuable things which aren't available on the internet for free.