Quote from MAESTRO:
I use it for delta compensation techniques, not for delta bets. There is meat there that I believe many have overlooked.
My point is that +500bp put/call will never trade to parity, so your target is moving. You have to model skew, speed and contamination. There is a lot of 3rd (and worse) 4th moment risk unless you're simply overwriting puts or dynamically-hedging a synthetic straddle. Maybe that's all you're doing, but with luck you took a vacation last week.
Excellent sense of humor!