Todays discussion of "highly intelligent people" will be held in the sand box. The topic will be " Huh. Yea, C'mon." Joining in our discussion will be world renowned Dr Stu Nata, author of the book "The Power of Insanity"
The winner of todays debate will take home a pair of INSANE GLASSES and a power NOSE. These glasses come in our patented Sub Prime "Shitthebed" frames and have been designed to show the world as if you were looking through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars. Not only will your friends and associates be intimidated by your giant new insane eyes you will see the true value of a "Penny Stocking DVD" (297 gold or EURO"S only, no USD at this time).
The POWER NOSE, attached to the INSANE GLASSES, is crafted of synthetic banana, East European plastic for maximum effectiveness. This large POWER NOSE will gain respect from your friends and enemies alike and make you instantly accepted in the corridors of power.