Why don't more women trade?

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This is what I fail to understand. For hundreds of years, men have slaved their asses off to provide a woman comfort, family and food. We work day and sometimes night so they can use that Platinum card at the finest stores. When the Titanic sank, we let them step on the lifeboats first as real gentleman.

Suddenly, everything changes, the politically correct movement kicks in and we get washed over in extreme liberalism. Then you have feminists screaming and ranting about how they want equal rights and access to financial compensation -- and on and on.

What I fail to understand is, why would they want to do this to themselves? Why are so many women pissed off about wanting to be equal to men in every way -- but yet when the boat is sinking, we resort back to the old ways?

They can't have their cake and eat it, too.
 
Tradesman on Page 5:

Best damn post I've ever read on 'Elite'. Brilliant observation.

ShoeShineBoy on Page 5:

Idiotic observation. I've known and worked with women degreed and certified Engineers who couldn't change the oil in their car. Or even check it for that matter. Really. No shit.
 
Originally posted by Tradesman
Women are great traders.....

They trade broke guys for rich ones
They trade old cars for new ones.
They trade stoves for direct lines to Dominoes
They trade gold (cards) for platinum.
They trade dollars faster than the best scalpers I know.....
:D :D :D

You left out trading sex with ugly dudes for financial security.
 
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You try telling them that when you want some pussy.

I was drinking some milk and laughed so hard at your post that it came up through my nose and all over my desk.
 
Originally posted by Tradesman
Women are great traders.....

They trade broke guys for rich ones
They trade old cars for new ones.
They trade stoves for direct lines to Dominoes
They trade gold (cards) for platinum.
They trade dollars faster than the best scalpers I know.....
:D :D :D

I must say also, I think this may be the best post I have ever read on ET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
 
Yeah, but women have to piss too often, and would be away from the desk half the day.

Also, women are too emotionally fragile to deal with a big bad market ass kicking once in a while.

Women also do fart a lot.
 
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