Why do I have a God "complex"

[Overnight]

Hi RainMaker3000 (or God as you may prefer to be known), any chance you could grant me a miracle? It may seem like an odd request but what I would like is for the gap between the exhaust hose from my tumble dryer and the wall to be filled with an effective draft excluding agent because it is letting a lot of cold air in. I would fill the gap myself but it is very difficult to access.

I will check tomorrow morning to see if you have granted my request. Thank you very much in advance, you're a great deity.

Thanks again, tetramorium.

Phil Swift is your God.

 

[tetramorium]

The scales have fallen from my eyes! As of this morning I am rejecting all previous false idols and henceforth will worship only FLEX SEAL.
In penance for my previously sinful existence I vow to conduct three random trades on Plus500 while ramming a skewer in to my left quadricep and drinking luke warm goats milk through an absurdly thin paper straw.

 

[RainMaker3000]

Sometimes you value and covet so much of the things in this world you forget that the hereafter is only one night away, stay away from the evil doers of this world for they are vested in this world and have the promise of eternal death...

 

[RainMaker3000]

 

[Good1]

I feel like my dreams do not exist, why does this life feel like a dream?

The current experience called "life" is indeed a dream. It does not exist. There is a Reality to wake up to.

 

[RainMaker3000]

The current experience called "life" is indeed a dream. It does not exist. There is a Reality to wake up to.

I always remember an old dream, but the new ones, I seem to forget, at the end of the day we are what we think, and I'm always thinking that I am God, dreaming ..., we tend to think of who we are than what we are...

 

[RainMaker3000]

Some are meant never to believe, some believe because they have been to hell, some believe because they are meant to believe, so what excuse do you have? You have been in heaven and fell, now you want to make a kafir of the world and mock me with tongue of flesh?

 

[tetramorium]

Better to be mocked with a tongue of flesh than a tongue of something worse such as raw sewage. With a raw sewage tongue just imagine the infectious diseases that could be transmitted during the mocking, not to mention the smell.

 

[RainMaker3000]

Better to be mocked with a tongue of flesh than a tongue of something worse such as raw sewage. With a raw sewage tongue just imagine the infectious diseases that could be transmitted during the mocking, not to mention the smell.

 

[RainMaker3000]

Why is the devil so attractive? because it sits in the body of its sin and the garment of this world, fooling you to wear it so you can commit sin.