Quote from ElectricSavant:
it took me several months before I could fart in front of Wifey...
She kicks me out of bed now after 19 years...
Yeah, my wife used to give me a lecutre when I farted. Then after we were married three or four years (11 now) she was in the living room and let out her own loud fart accidently. So now, I can bring that up the rest of my life, every time I fart.