Quote from MaklodaSux:
Anyways Pitz. You can easily join those people. Get some books on real estate, read a book called "how to win friends and influence people", and another called "Stuff you don't learn in engineering school" It's got some good advise as well as a list recommended readings on each topic(He actually recommends "How to win friends and influence people"). Hope you don't mind selling your soul. You may end up happier in the long run.

I really don't believe "companies that trade raw commodities worldwide" are facing a shortage of amateur programmers. Not to mention, real companies don't utilize MS Access databases or VBA.Quote from sysre:
Beg somebody for an unpaid project.
I'm not sure what kind of job you're looking for but as an example you approach a company that trades raw commodities worldwide and build a scheduling or project management spreadsheet with macros, pivot tables and vba code. And maybe link it up to an Access database which is also automated with VBA. You can learn the coding stuff from books at barnes and noble- it's not rocket science.
If you had done stuff like this for the past year and a half , believe me, you'd be in demand right now (even if it was unpaid).
Quote from zdreg:
internship
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Quote from aegis:
I really don't believe "companies that trade raw commodities worldwide" are facing a shortage of amateur programmers. Not to mention, real companies don't utilize MS Access databases or VBA.
You must have forgotten what year it was, lol.