Why are Christians so Obsessed with LGBT and Pedos?
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Yes it doesn't hurt to, it's a very cheap insurance policy.
Says you gotta be a Virgin to be part of the 144,000
"No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. It is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless."
@FortuneTeller
"No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. It is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless."
@FortuneTeller
Nah, that's Catholicism and the Hail Marys, a whole other breed of deluded insanity.
@FortuneTeller probably is one of the 144,000, do you think, never been intimate with another human - male or female? What ya reckon? Tricky one because the bible never mentioned masturbating.
My new avatar.
Damnit Mickey.... quit blabbing.
I am in negotiations with Tim Cooke with my patent pending/already copyrighted VZ Apple/Android smart watch app.
Basically it takes an Apple watch and when your heartbeat checks out and disappears from the real world (I used a 1:30 but that can be reprogrammed in the app depending on one's condition)... it connects to Apples cloud where you have stored your voice saying exactly what you said above. Forgive me and I accept the the lord as my savior. It has a sub-routine in the app that actually boosts your speaker volume too. In case God is busy. I mean, it's not like you'll need to conserve your battery anyway. Cooke was worried about it blowing out the little I-Phone speaker, but we tested it... they can still be resold after you pass without a factory reconditioning.
In the first round of funding it has been able to bypass the all of the available voice recognition verification software on the market at the present time.
Can it fool God and Jesus ? Not sure... no one has gotten back to me yet.
Hehehehe
Dang Vanzy, what a fantastic idea!
When we attend someone elses funeral that's when we feel the most vunerable.
You could market this to the ministry and they could flog them off toward the end of each funeral, win win win for everyone, you, the church and for those lost souls who can't be bothered to live a christian life.
I think even @FortuneTeller would like the idea.