Quote from flytiger:
They say people who worry about being crazy aren't crazy. If you don't think you're crazy, you are, possibly crazy.
You think you're a prick. I say your just a wannabe prick. There are pricks you look up to and say, "I wanna be like him". But you really can't cut the "prick" mustard. You still cry at the end of "Old Yeller". You check the marriages in the local paper, and muse to yourself, "they are so perfect for each other." You have adopted a dozen dogs from the pound, and, contrary to local zoning, care for them with loving attention. You think everyday is mother's day.
Lets face it. You just don't cut it. You're pretending. Maybe, just maybe, if you work very hard..........
Naw.