We just had a BIG weekend. Michelle won Iowa; Paul came in a close second; TPaw lost badly and dropped out and the BIGGEST news: Rick Perry finally declared he is running.
For those of you not from Texas, be aware Perry is an Aggie and there will likely be a lot of Aggie jokes. As a service to ETrs, here are some:
Q: Why did the aggie get fired from the M&M factory??
A: He kept on throwing out the W's.
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Q: What do you call an aggie's skeleton in a closet?
A: The winner of a Hide and Go Seek game.
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An aggie and a Longhorn were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Longhorn that if
nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Longhorn if he had any last words and the Longhorn said no so
he pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the aggie got into the chair and they told him if
nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you
plug in the chair!"
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An Aggie and 2 Longhorns are running away from the police. They go into the woods to hide, so they climb into three
different trees. The cops go into woods they look up into the trees they yell up into the first Longhorn's tree and yell
"Is anyone up there?" The First Longhorn yells " MEOW MEOOOW." The cop yells into the second Longhorn's tree
and the Longhorn yells"who whoo whoooo". Then the cop yells int the Aggie's tree. the Aggie yells"Moo moo
moooo"!!!!
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Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
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An Aggie student is doing an experiment with a frog. He wants to see how far the frog jumps each time he cuts off a
leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, "Jump froggy." The frog jumps. He records in is
notebook, froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet. Then he cuts off a second leg and says, "Jump froggy." He writes
down in his notebook, froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet. Then he cuts off its third leg and says, "Jump froggy." He
writes down in his notebook, froggy with one leg jumps ten feet. Then he cuts off its last leg and says, "Jump froggy."
The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, "Jump froggy!" But the frog just sits there. Finally, he writes in his
notebook, froggy with no legs can't hear.
http://www.burntorangecounty.com/AggieJokes.html
Seneca