OK, I've got it. Here is the plan. I'm going to show up dressed as Santa Claus with orphan kids handing out copies of the PTJ documentary on his front lawn while PTJ is singing Christmas carols in the background. Come one, come all!
Yes! I almost forgot. His KFC fried chicken that he never says no to. And a 6 pack of PBR. He use to love downing those while trading currencies early in the morning.
