$500 for the night and $5000 for absolute confidentiality dah.
Quote from enochbenjamin:
I had a friend who had a terrible divorse who once told me that it would have been cheaper to have paid for some pussy on the side than to actually have an affair.
Divorse = 50% of your net worth
Prostitute = $5500
All depends on how much your worth.
As always, just my 2¢