who the F--- pays 5500/hr for a hooker?

If you are ugly, power hungry, controlling, sanctimonious and have multiple personality disorders you have to pay up or you don't get any.
 
I had a friend who had a terrible divorse who once told me that it would have been cheaper to have paid for some pussy on the side than to actually have an affair.

Divorse = 50% of your net worth
Prostitute = $5500

All depends on how much your worth.

As always, just my 2¢
 
Wanna make $14.00 the HARD way ?

"would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think are safe -- you know -- I mean that ... very basic things,"


It's either "MMMMOOOOOOOOO"
or "WWWOFFFFF WWOOOOOFFFFFF"

NNnhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh
 
Quote from sellingrich:



"would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think are safe -- you know -- I mean that ... very basic things,"

BTW, is she even legal? She sounds like a typical teenager with the word "like" in every sentence.
 
Quote from enochbenjamin:

I had a friend who had a terrible divorse who once told me that it would have been cheaper to have paid for some pussy on the side than to actually have an affair.

Divorse = 50% of your net worth
Prostitute = $5500

All depends on how much your worth.

As always, just my 2¢

Are divorse and prostitute mutually exclusive? If you get busted by the wife, the cost of such pussy is :

Divorse = 50% of your net worth

+

Prostitute = $5500

You are screwed either way.
 
Quote from turkeyneck:

BTW, is she even legal? She sounds like a typical teenager with the word "like" in every sentence.

I'll bet he asked for "ATM" and she freaked.

A-ss
T-o
M-outh

EEEwwweeeeeee
 
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