Perhaps thats why I have trouble buying jeans.
"Honey, do these jeans make me look like I have a stick up my ass?"
"No Darling, you actually do have a stick up your ass"
"Wow, look at that, and all this time I thought I had heartburn"

Actually I am "pre-owned" sort of like an old Lexus.
"Honey, do these jeans make me look like I have a stick up my ass?"
"No Darling, you actually do have a stick up your ass"
"Wow, look at that, and all this time I thought I had heartburn"

Actually I am "pre-owned" sort of like an old Lexus.