Ever play "washers?"
Quote from hoodooman:
When I was a kid, we use to play horseshoes. Then one day this stranger comes up and wants to play.
He throws at least one ringer in every two throws, and sometimes he threw two and even three in a row. Then he went away and came back with a case of beer and while playing, drank the whole case.
That finally slowed him down a bit.
Saw him a time or two after that and then he was gone.
Hadn't thought of that story in years up till today and I couldn't help but digress.