What is there not to love about "The Donald"? (His hair maybe?) He's more entertaining than Ross Perot, or Sarah Palen even. And, if not quite as lovable as Berlusconi, he's every bit as colorful. He's got way better golf courses than any of them. The only mortal that can surpass him is "The Donald" himself. (Is that even possible?) He's not afraid to speak his mind, such as it is. He's no flippity, floppity, flip flopper! That's for sure. That's for darn sure! And If only the U.S. Senate (and House, and Supreme Court, and Goldman Sachs, and the U.S. Arms Industry, and American Pharmaceutical Corporations, of course) did not exist, he could even "bring back our jobs, bring back our manufacturing, bring back our military and take care of our vets", if he were President. But there is much work to be done! He needs to put first things first! He needs to get out of the clown car, don some pink tights, grab a baton, get to the front, and lead that parade.