...before this thread gets moved ignominiously to Chit-Chat, perhaps we should redefine the objective as "Who is NOT Scientist?" I believe I can safely say that he is NOT Harry, as I know for a fact that Harry is not a native English speaker. He is NOT Grob109, as what he says is perfectly clear on the first reading. He is NOT Phoenix, because his posts are too long. By the process of elimination (the logical process, not the bodily one), we shall winkle him out. Could he possibly be....Funky? Let the denials fly: "Yet before the cock crows ye shall twice deny me."
Carry on...