The best thing about Trump is he is very, very rich! He is so rich no one, except the IRS, knows how rich he is, not even he. He knows the Art of the Deal. He is so good at making deals, he's bad; he's not even had to go to jail. That's how good he is! One of his best deals ever is when he decided to run for President. He figured a sure fire way of filling up all the empty space in one of his mostly empty buildings would be to rent it to his campaign staff. Now his people have lots of space; it wouldn't be exaggerating to say their accommodations are very, very spacious. He has lots of "people," and he treats "his people" really well; really, really well; not just a little well. So OK, maybe not his Mexican people, but c'mon man, they're rapists; why would you want to be nice to a rapist!
He hires lawyers for "his people", and everything. When someone tells something about him they shouldn't, his lawyers shut that down real quick. That only makes sense, because he hates liars, especially liars with blood coming out of their you know where. Another reason he needs lots of lawyers, and it's a really, really good reason, is he has his own University; a really, really Great University. Not many people can say that! He is having to shut it down because of a bunch of liars. To be honest, he hates liars!
He is paying for all his own campaign expenses. [Hey, can he help it if people insist on giving him money? If he ends up making a little money from his campaign, is it his fault!] He is always surrounded by beautiful people basking in his greatness. His wife is beautiful and his daughter is so beautiful he wanted to do her, but he couldn't, because she is his daughter. And he's beautiful too! He has small hands, a huge penis, and beautiful orange hair, like an orangutan. He's going to make more money being President than anyone. That will make him the Greatest President ever.