It is a constantly moving goalpost. First it was money, but nobody used it.
Then it was anonymous money for black market purposes but it turned out that purchases can be tied to wallets and people.
Then it was cheap money/value transfer device, but when the average tx fee goes over 100 bucks, it is hard to argue for it, specially when other cryptos do it for cents.
Then it is a store of value, except it keeps crashing 70-80% in every 2-3 years.
So in 15 years the purpose of bitcoin changed 4-5 times. (sometimes they overlapped, but that is beside the point) Mind you, for every purpose there is a BETTER crypto. Truly anonymous money? Monero. Fast and cheap value transfer? Pretty much any other crypto. Store of value? Tether! Investment? When BTC goes up, other cryptos outperform it.
In short, BTC is an obsolete crypto that doesn't want and can't improve.
P.S.: Ignore is the best feature of ET. I think the only crypto fan whom I haven't put on Ignore is, well, let's keep it secret. There is no point in arguing with cult members (be it religion, MLM, crypto, etc.) who can't or won't change their minds.
Tell us you missed out on buying bitcoin without telling us you missed out on buying bitcoin.
