As Poindexter was still a child (if even) when the book came out in 1992 he may appreciate
Give War a Chance (1992)
I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.
The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things — war and hunger and date rape — liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things.... It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.
Yep, very funny my distant cousin. He changed his tune though over time, even around the same time, from "Parliament of Whores", 1991.
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it."
I hear you and I know it's an agonizingly difficult choice -- but still, I'm asking that people think real hard and vote for the one they deem the best of the best.