When was the last time you bummed the Mrs?

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Dackster

I've never bummed my wife, not for the want of trying, but she just won't have it in the brown pocket. I'm not even that interested in back door entry, it's just something i feel needs to be done (a conquest).


Do you bum your wife, or any other wives, mistresses or girlfriends?
 
I think it's been several years. It's funny, while we were dating it was here idea.
Now that we're married seems it doesn't cross her mind much. At the end of the day though I don't really mind. Other than being "naughty/nasty" it's not that big a deal.
 
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Other than being "naughty/nasty" it's not that big a deal.
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If you're "hardcore", make her swallow it afterwards, hell it's less messy as well! :D
 
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I've never bummed my wife, not for the want of trying, but she just won't have it in the brown pocket. I'm not even that interested in back door entry, it's just something i feel needs to be done (a conquest).


Do you bum your wife, or any other wives, mistresses or girlfriends?
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Bumming your partner is like shorting the stock market.

Entry can be a bit tricky :eek: but once you pull it off the feeling you get is wicked :) , much better than doing it the normal way (going long).

Its so bad your partner is even banning you from doing it, just like how the government wants to ban short selling.
 
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You get the little lady a bit tipsy and then you use my favorite line..."I only want to stick the head in".:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Holy shit that is FUNNY!!

ROFLMAO!

:)
 
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