OKAY its time to come clean
I am really in jail, serving 10 years for armed robbery
jail life ain't what it used to be, now its all about who can screw you the most
I have to dodge AIDS and herpes at night and watch my back
so no wonder I feel shitty
there ET, you have been admiring a convict all this time
don't get me wrong, if I was serving life, I would kill few noobs and get few bitches and establish myself
but cause I will get out later, I can't afford the trouble
I gotta go, two latinos just entered the library, and they are eyeballing my behind
hold on I have to smear some feces on myself to ward them off
ok done