When People Ask "What do you do for a living" What say you?

unemployed. and filing my taxes as such(including occupational tax). and when they asked me(local tax collector)-do you have any intention to get a job? my answer was NO. here is my $5,leave me alone
 
Some great responses, I love this! I am not trying to be harsh, often it's the people without money who become the most curious and want advice. I use to give advice until they did the opposite of my opinions.


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I just say them that am a freelancer, and write some articles or posting on the forums to earn money. Because Forex trading is prohibited in my country.
 
I tell people that am a Gay Porn Star that does Unique Fetish videos nobody else is willing to do so I earn Top Dollar!

After that they never ask anything again.
 
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I tell people that am a Gay Porn Star that does Unique Fetish videos nobody else is willing to do so I earn Top Dollar!

After that they never ask anything again.

Well, except for the kinky gay guys.
 
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