Jack makes three times the daily range of the market every day. He always knows to the tick when to reverse. He is wealthy beyond your wildest imagination. He communicates with penguins and heads of state. He is well-known to the SEC, the IRS, the CIA, and the PTA. He can suck the heads and eat the tails of crawfish. He has danced Giselle with the Bolshoi and eaten raw garlic with impunity. His wisdom and intellect are without limit. He has way more than two different colors of Crocs in his closet!