Quote from FeenixRizin:
I drink three things ... Vodka, Guinness, and Miller Lite.
Vodka ... because it does the trick
Guinness... because I'm of Irish heritage, and it's of the earth and scrumptious
Miller Lite ... because I'm getting to be an old-middle-aged-fat-ass, and I spent my formative years just outside of Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Why not just combine the first two and drink Jameson?
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