The dude hasn't been seen for over a week. Has one of his "virgin" gone rogue and kidnapped him? Did Corona finally caught up to him (God forbid)? Or has he finally matured up and decided to stay away from this place (something that requires a herculean effort for a guy of his ego)? Whatever the case, I hope he didn't piss away all his fortune like the prodigal son in the Bible and is now cleaning toilets. One thing for sure is that this place ain't the same without Dozu and his unerring permabull ramblings. After all, he was pretty good until that fateful day when the virus struck.
