What would you do?

[Hoofhearted]

Let's say you were a passenger on an airplane, and the pilot suddenly falls ill, possibly from a heart attack, as he is gasping for air and his face is going from red to blue.

There are open lines of communication with Flight Control, and there are other persons on the plane. However, no one on the plane has either given cpr (mouth to mouth resuscitation) , or had any flying experience, nor have you.

Currently no one is administering cpr, or flying the plane!

Do you take control of the airplane or do you administer cpr to the gasping pilot?

What would you do?

sent from approximately 38000 ft altitude

 

[CaptainObvious]

I doubt you're in the cockpit unless you're a pilot and/or a medical professional, but...first I look at the co-pilot and say WFT, you gonna' fly this thing or not? :eek: OK, there's no co-pilot. Then I look at the Navigator and say, WFT, you gonna' jump in the seat or what?:eek: OK, there's no navigator either.
Me, I tell the homo flight attendent to start giving the pilot CPR assuming it's a male pilot. He would be confortable tongueing the pilot. If the pilot is female I get some hot chick to start the CPR. Might as well have a show if we're all gonna' die. Then I jump in the seat, call the boys on the ground and yell, HELP.
If the pilot is Luke I get in his ear and scream, Obama is coming up the isle and he's got a big black dildo. :eek: No doubt that snaps him out of it.