What to tell my neighbors about my trading career.

Quote from TudorJones:

After hearing this question often...

I decided to create a Hedge Fund. Now, I tell them I am a Hedge Fund manager.
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Great. What is the procedure to create a hedge fund, or even better, offshore hedge fund? Where should I look to find out the procedure?
 
Quote from TudorJones:

After hearing this question often...

I decided to create a Hedge Fund. Now, I tell them I am a Hedge Fund manager.
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Wow, even Paul Tudor Jones is here.
How was the firework Xmas party at your water front estate?
 
Quote from AC3:

Whatever happened to the truth...... who are you George Costanza....why don't you tell them that your a Latex Salesman for VanDeLay Industries.
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Or you could tell them you're an architect. Or better still...a marine biologist. LOL
 
Tell them you are gay and that you service a high quantity of males and that since they are your neighbors you will service them for free.
 
Create a web site with a very mysterious home page. Password protect the site. Tell them you're on the 'net, give them your card.:eek:
 
Tell them you're a deadbeat who plays xbox all day while your wife is at work. F**k 'em....youre richer than they are anyway.
 
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