Perfect day, In that order :
--Wake up BJ, Reverse Cowgirl
--Breakfast (must include scrambled eggs + Orange juice)
-- Dell 30 inch monitor. He'll appreciate if you talk about resolution & contrast
--Watch One episode of family guy AND / OR Top Gear
-- Home made cheese-Burger. BONUS : Home made mayonnaise.
-- ESPN + 2 beers, imports, leave him alone during that time,men need space. Go have a hairdo, quick spa session, makeup, make yourself hot.
-- 4 o'clock afternoon delight, doggy style
-- Cool Canon EOS XSI with lenses
--Apollo 13, Gladiator or any other manly movie. RED FLAG, no movies with Julia Roberts
--Green tea (force it on him under the pretense you care about his health)
-- Dinner outside, wear boots + something revealing but not slutty (no Hillary pantsuits ), sthg that says "I'm sexy but yours only"
-- Red lingerie, strip-tease
-- anal sex.
-- Simulated/ real moaning.
-- Simulated/real orgasm
-- Amazon Kindle + WSJ subscription + Couple trading books
-- Ice cream, eat together from the container.
-- kiss Good night & say "I love you & will never sue you for half your money"
Best Day ever.
