Don't tell her that Meg Whitman just fired you from your HP engineering job and you intend to replace this income by becoming a full-time professional trader:eek:
Don't tell her you lost your skyscraper window cleaning job to a Gekko Facade robot cleaner, so now you plan to bet it all in the futures markets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg8K14HA6lM