How about not telling a lady you're a broke daytrader?
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3559690166001/what-not-to-say-to-women/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3559690166001/what-not-to-say-to-women/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips
I thought similarly.