Oh I forgot:
jack hershey will come in and post some long ass reply full of 50 cent words, but it will all be hugely ambiguous and not mean anything. There will be a chart or image attached but it also won't mean anything.
Then that other guy (sorry, I forgot your name) will come in and post the same thing he cut and pastes in every thread where jack hershey posts, the one where he shows his losing track record and then the pic of the guy in the straight jacket. lol that's hilarious.
A few people will come in and link you to the AHG thread which is over 1,000,000 pages long and say "go learn price action from this thread which is now closed and all the trades in it have left and have their own secret chat room somewhere where they make $100k per day." It's a good thread but a bit long and there are too many references to fibonacci voodoo. Funny still how amonst those 1,000,000 pages, there is no definition of "price action."
Some noobs will pop in and be all "hey, what settings do u use for popular indicators? MACD is a good indicator, innit"
I was gonna say ProfLogic would come in and pimp the ergodic (which I will honestly admit, probably sucks the least out of all commercially available indicators) but he already posted.
That's all I can think of for now.
