What If The Virgin Mary Really Was A Virgin...

[mytwocents]

And Jesus was really just the first test tube baby? And the 'holy grail' is actually the test tube itself?

 

[jzlucas]

How is that possible? Personally, if a pregnant 16 year old came up to me and claimed she had never "done it"... I'd be suspect.
I believe the proper translation suggests she was a "maiden", not a virgin and Jesus was born in a "cave".

 

[FredBloggs]

Quote from jzlucas:

How is that possible? Personally, if a pregnant 16 year old came up to me and claimed she had never "done it"... I'd be suspect.

dude, this happens to me all the time - all these chicks saying they are having my kid.

they just want my money i swear!

who do they think i am? God?

 

[jzlucas]

As you already know, Fred, you are the man!

 

[Pabst]

I keep telling ya Fred, you're WAY to smart and clever to buy into the lib BS. Once you grow up and get off the Cool-Aid you're going to be a great convert to the New Right. Don't laugh, just wait a few years and you'll see!

Quote from FredBloggs:

dude, this happens to me all the time - all these chicks saying they are having my kid.

they just want my money i swear!

who do they think i am? God?

 

[kingcobra]

what if your forefathers are the neutrinos?
fyi, there are 3 diff types of neutrinos in the universe.

 

[murray t turtle]

Quote from mytwocents:

And Jesus was really just the first test tube baby? And the 'holy grail' is actually the test tube itself?

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Thats actually part of a complex but funny countertrend;
Sarah & spouse had a countertrend child in her extreme old age. Countertrend to the main trend of young /medium age child bearing.

Funny part about it was they named the countertrend child Isaac;
hebrew meaning laughter

Gave lots new meaning to the favored proverb ;
in all labor there is profit.

And the bottom line,
in the beginning God {prepared , formed, fashioned }and created ,theheavens and the earth.

 

[murray t turtle]

partial Quote from jzlucas:

How is that possible? Personally, if a pregnant 16 year old came up to me and claimed she had never "done it"... I'd be suspect.
I believe the proper translation .......

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Actually thats also part of a old,complex pattern also ;
and if someone is a Christian or favors Israel ,this may help.

And even those who are not Christian or havent even traveled to Israel;
same underlying principle applies.

Manachem Begin said [in Israel] ;
It is a modern miracle ;
the love of the Christian , for the jew !!!!!!! [a modern miracle].