Quote from candletrader:
If you are long, close position at market and immediately reverse to go short, and make your loss back and some... there is certainly good money to be made off a nuke going off in America, assuming you are not one of the people who was just nuked (and are therefore incapable of trading) and also assuming the futures exchange and/or internet backbone wasn't taken out by the nuke...
BRILLIANT! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS! GONNA WRITE THIS DOWN!! BRILLIANT!! NOW LETS SEE HOW DOES THIS GO ...CLOSE LONG GO SHORT..IF I AM NOT DEAD..IS THAT RIGHT??