Originally posted by aphexcoil
I want to pull up in front of the best club in NY City and step out of my Porsche GT Carrera and meet three super-models as they walk me up to the front door. Then, the bouncer says, "Hello Mr. Aphie, how is your evening tonight?"
"Super," I reply, "Here is $1,000 for holding the door. How are the kids?"
Then I walk inside and instantly the DJ stops the music and announces my presence to the club.
"Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Aphie is in the Hooooooouuuussssseeeeeee." I then proceed upstairs to the VIP lounge, where I autograph a few of my books, "How I turned 5k into 5.62 trillion in 39 seconds in the Future's Market."
Then after a night of drinking $1k Champagne and flirting with exotic models from around the world, my cell phone rings and my assistant, Mr. Optional777, informs me that my 5,000 ES contracts have just reached my target of +20 points. "Sell them Mr. Optional, and keep a few hundred K for yourself!"
I then leave the club and head to my Yacht called "U.S.S. Angela" and proceed to play "ramming games" with other smaller yachts.
I finish the night off by smoking a few cuban cigars and logging onto Elite Trader to add another entry to my journal.