What did I miss, I went to take a dump and markets crashed

K

KINGOFSHORTS

I was taking a dump and when I finished wiping and pulling my pants back up and low and behold as I look at the screens, the S&P took a violent drop.

Can someone give me a quick synopsis on what I missed?
 
Quote from KINGOFSHORTS:
----I was taking a dump....
----the S&P took a violent drop.
----a quick synopsis....
More...
The market is "in sync" with your intestinal tract. Eat a lot of Mexican food for lunch, please. :)
 
Dolloar keeps getting stronger.... lately the correlation between the market and Dollar has been very high. Markets were trying to ignore this fact all morning. Eventually it took its toll.
 
Quote from KINGOFSHORTS:

I was taking a dump and when I finished wiping and pulling my pants back up and low and behold as I look at the screens, the S&P took a violent drop.

Can someone give me a quick synopsis on what I missed?
More...

the market has also been constipated.
 
Quote from KINGOFSHORTS:

I was taking a dump and when I finished wiping and pulling my pants back up and low and behold as I look at the screens, the S&P took a violent drop.

Can someone give me a quick synopsis on what I missed?
More...

Dude, we're down 2 handles in the spoos. Finish your schoolwork and you can go out and play this afternoon.
 
Quote from Maverick74:

Dude, we're down 2 handles in the spoos. Finish your schoolwork and you can go out and play this afternoon.
More...


CNBS vocabulary says thats a "buying opportunity" lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top