What did Eliot do to be labeled 'unsafe'???

[flytiger]

My bet is Rennick hits this thread like Eliot did Kristen, but more often.

Have at it. This is a perfect ET Chit Chat topic. I'm sure it is the topic at the newsroom of the NYPost.

I gotta start this off.

I think he drove over there w/o a seatbelt, ala Corsine.

Maybe, inspite of the warning, he used Alcohol to excess after his Viagra.

Or perhaps he showered w/o flipflops.

 

[coolweb]

nothing worse then a hypocrite

 

[flytiger]

Quote from coolweb:

nothing worse then a hypocrite

It's a bitch, ain't it???

Gasparino said he was pursing his quests with a 'religious like ferver', and those guys have a lot of skeleltons.

Now, what did he do that was unsafe?

three packs a day?

 

[nutmeg]

Unsafe sex is when you wonder what the kids will look like.

 

[nutmeg]

My motto for safe sex.

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

 

[nutmeg]

Another safe sex tip

When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of imbalance.

 

[flytiger]

like ants to a picnic. Somehow, I knew you'd show up.

My guess is

Candy Bar maker
I 95
A form of horseback riding.

 

[nutmeg]

Safe sex tip number 5

Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating.

 

[brocklanders]

Well, the folks over at dealbreaker.com are guessing anal but I'm not so sure. My guess is oral because anything other and the guy would have to have a death wish.

http://dealbreaker.com/2008/03/fleiss_advice_avoiding_an_elio.php

 

[Wayne Gibbous]

Quote from flytiger:

like ants to a picnic. Somehow, I knew you'd show up.

My guess is

Candy Bar maker
I 95
A form of horseback riding.

Ooooh Me Me Mr Kotter Mr Kotter..

Nestle

Interstate

Sidesaddle

What do I win?


Or maybe it was unsafe because she was Charlie Sheen's favorite?

Hillary's Favorite?