Years ago, when I lived in Denver and Federico Pena left his tenure as mayor, he was pretty unpopular. The newspaper published people's predictions as to the next turn in his career, which mainly included things like "Calvin Kline underwear model."
Let's do the same for Trump, hopefully keeping in mind that this is supposed to be fun.
Here's my prediction:
Trump will lose the election, will say the whole thing is fixed, and that he is starting a new 'movement' on his new TV network. His network will become very popular, featuring shows about how to become a real estate mogul, guns and assault weapons of all sorts, and exciting series about crooked presidents and Mexican rapists trying to climb over walls. He will select a new wife because the current one is getting too old. Ultimately, he will go the path of Bill Cosby with about 15 women bearing down on him and his lawyers claiming (truthfully) that he's too demented to answer their claims. He'll die early from all the junk food he eats and the ex-wives and children will fight over his assets. The resulting legal battle will be so caustic it make the Jacksons and the Khardashians look like amateurs, but it will be televised on the Trump network, making them all rich.
Let's do the same for Trump, hopefully keeping in mind that this is supposed to be fun.
Here's my prediction:
Trump will lose the election, will say the whole thing is fixed, and that he is starting a new 'movement' on his new TV network. His network will become very popular, featuring shows about how to become a real estate mogul, guns and assault weapons of all sorts, and exciting series about crooked presidents and Mexican rapists trying to climb over walls. He will select a new wife because the current one is getting too old. Ultimately, he will go the path of Bill Cosby with about 15 women bearing down on him and his lawyers claiming (truthfully) that he's too demented to answer their claims. He'll die early from all the junk food he eats and the ex-wives and children will fight over his assets. The resulting legal battle will be so caustic it make the Jacksons and the Khardashians look like amateurs, but it will be televised on the Trump network, making them all rich.
