Gets a bit more interesting around page 60. The author leaves Morgan in order to work for scum-bag Raj Rajaratnam over at Galleon.
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I want to buy QCOM (Qualcomm). I lost all of my profits on commissions, so I'm going to buy it on the Instinet machine so I only have to pay a .01 commission. I click on the buy button, type "QCOM" on my keyboard, type "10,000," and hit send. I look at my screen; I bought ten, thirteen, twenty, thirty thousand shares. What's happening? I keep buying more shares. Up, up, and up. I can't stop it. I look at my 0 button and it's stuck in the down position. The keyboard they gave me was the oldest, crustiest one they had. Oh my god, I just bought 100,000 shares of QCOM. I'm not sure what to do, and then I hear Dave scream, "QCOM being downgraded by Merrill!" He has no idea I bought the stock or that I bought 100k shares of it. The stock is down four points before I even realize what's happening. In a matter of minutes I've lost $400,000. I have no idea what to do. Dave stands up and leans over to my computer screen. "Jesus Christ," he says. He hits the J.P. Morgan direct wire and tells him to sell 100,000 shares of QCOM, on the wire. Meaning it will be done before he hangs up the phone. And as he does he says to me, "You're welcome." The stock is in free fall. QCOM is down another six quick points, but now the broker is on the hook for the extra $600,000, not us.