What are the downsides of hiring a prostitute?

Pimps.

Pimps are the downside of the equation.
There more than happy to supply clean needles and smack for the girls, (on credit, to be worked off) but do they show up with with a penicillin jab when it counts?

Hell no, the might stab you one for none-payment, but thats pushing your luck.
High class? Gotta be jokin, coke costs more 'an smack. Thats high class for ya.
 
Quote from flytiger:

Ok. One of the downsides is the money. You never see Hooker coupons in Valupak mailings. I'm tired of paying retail.
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LMFAO!!!...where do you come up with this stuff?

You and nutmeg...jesus christ...as of late, you two only reason I come to these boards.
 
OK, this is a serious topic...so here are my 2 cents:

Downsides:

1) Protection is not fool-proof.

2) I would imagine that they get paid up front. Meaning that there is a good chance that you pay and they walk out. Leaving you "fucked".

That's all I could think of...

Oh yeah, and that whole eternal damnation is a bitch. But technically, having impure thoughts is a violation. If so, I'm sure I've been on the national damnation listing since I was 8 yrs old.
 
OK, this is a serious topic...so here are my 2 cents:

Downsides:

1) Protection is not fool-proof.

2) I would imagine that they get paid up front. Meaning that there is a good chance that you pay and they walk out. Leaving you "fucked".

That's all I could think of...

Oh yeah, and that whole eternal damnation is a bitch. But technically, having impure thoughts is a violation. If so, I'm sure I've been on the national damnation listing since I was 8 yrs old.
 
Quote from lwlee:

Hmm, how about disease, robbery, arrest and damnation?

Other than that, I'm all for it.
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"Other than that, I'm all for it."

ROFLMAO, oh man :D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

If your sister has any respect for you, she should offer a discount.
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Are you saying your sister will offer me a discount?

I may be interested.
 
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