What a weekend....

[loza]

"What a full weekend! John Paul got married, Osama was beatified and Prince William was killed...!"

-Paris Hilton

 

[nutmeg]

Yahoo.com - "World's oldest man dies"

"Why does this keep happening?"

--Paris Hilton

 

[jlancaster]

What do you call a blonde with a briefcase up in a tree?

Branch Manager