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TraderZones why do you torment me so
The torment is from having to be yourself each day
Did I not tell you that I am suffering due to extensive knowledge and genius present within my brain
That suffering is due to extensive flatulence and constipation within your rectum; the only part of your body that is at least a little sentient.
why must you add to my suffering
Addition is not possible. Each day you wake up, half of you wants to cut the throat of the other half, due to the embarrassment of being part of you.
on a lighter side, I had a friend like you, all talk but no charting
It is not possible for a tapeworm to have friends, so I doubt it.