Quote from maxpi:
Jeez, America is outsourcing this work, by all means let's bring this huge part of our heritage and economy back into our own borders
Actually, there is no way you want to get sideways with the folks that are already ... shall I say ...dominant ... in that business. They have people that can shoot a dime at 100 feet [or you] and never do any time for it no matter how many times they get convicted. I would not even file the patents.. my advice is to work on something more realistic like world peace or something.
Assumption#1: Publicizing my labor-saving poppy harvesting tool designs would be harmful to the interests of overseas drug bosses.
<b>False.</b> They too, would take advantage of the new tools.
Assumption#2: I'd just hate to get assassinated. Living to a ripe old age, just so I can spend the final decade of my life as a vegetable, stewing in my own diapers like Ronald Reagan and Ariel Sharon... that would be awesome!
<b>False.</b>
Assumption#3: I'd be dumb enough to actually try filing a patent for tools which would increase narcotic production.
<b>False.</b> That would be almost as dumb as trying to file a patent for improved techniques in the growing field of 'pimping out ho's.' Intellectual property rights are completely irrelevant to this issue, as no government would ever allow me to enforce them.
Assumption#4: I've put alot of work into designing these tools, and I may expect great financial rewards from their sale.
<b>False.</b> The ideas came to me naturally when...uhhhh... how shall we say... maybe, theoretically <i>imagining</i> myself harvesting a field of poppies. (I'd never do such a thing in real life, as the government is always right. ). Also, there's no way to make any money out of these tool designs (without directly hiring my own workers to use them) , and I'd be foolish to think otherwise. That's why no engineer in the world (that I know of) has bothered to build them. Out of six billion people on this planet, I'm positive many others have thought up nearly identical tool design ideas. This isn't rocket science, but just common sense engineering.