We Are All Going To Die From The Swine Flu

[MrDODGE]

91 out of 300,000,000 people are sick and getting better. However, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FLU IS SPREADING AT A RAPID RATE. Mexicans are spreading the flu to Americans. The government is briefing local governments on the hour about this outbreak. They want you to stay inside and telecommute. They repeat, do not go into large crowds! The swine flu (that doesn't involve pigs at all) is going to spread and kill everyone.

Does the media have to blow everything out of proportion?

 

[Optional]

Well the Spanish flu didn't originate in Spain, so what's in a name??

Better safe than sorry...

In 1918, the government and the media didn't do fuck all...and the citizens were outraged..until they died...

 

[brocklanders]

turn off your TV and stop listening to the media. stop browsing "news" websites also. you'll be amazed at how much better you feel.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from MrDODGE:


Does the media have to blow everything out of proportion?

You mean like traders losing money blowing market manipulation out of proportion?



Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever accused you of being a drama queen?

 

[spindr0]

Fabricate an aluminum foil helmet and wear it 24/7.
You'll be safe!

And as a bonus, the voices will stop.

 

[ByLoSellHi]

H1N1 swine flu is far different than H1N1 human flu.

This flu, if epidemiological reports are accurate, is unique in that it is comprised of a mix of 2 different swine flu strains, 1 avian (bird) flu strain, and 1 human flu strain.

This is relatively rare in the world of influenza, and extremely similar to the 1918 Spanish Influenza, which is apparently why WHO, CDC and other scientists are even more concerned (reportedly) than they're even letting on publicly.

This is also apparently why young human victims have such a tremendous immune response to the virus, as their body is overwhelmed and in reaction produces buku antibody killer cells at a rapid clip, which essentially causes their lungs to become overwhelmed and inundated with split and bursted virii , essentially suffocating them.

Seasonal influenza claims more victims than this has so far, but it mainly targets the very young, very old and immune-compromised, and this H1N1 'Swine' Flu has apparently just begun...